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Mr. Cub

Jacob/16/California

Guys I have a Tumblr and you should follow me

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via qothqueen)

My favorite scene in all of movie history.

Deathstar politics

snooch to the motherfuckin nooch

I’m the Michael Jordan of drunk driving

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via nickiminajvevo)

Here’s a story that must be told,
It’s kind of new, not very old,
About a female martian with a wild grin,
Big orange eyes, and green skin

(Source: grextra-terestrial, via thelazymoonbear)